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  1. 07-14-2004 11:36 PM #1
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    If You Plan On Shaving Your Butt Hair, Read This First

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    I honestly can say shaving my butt hair never crossed my mind, but I am looking out for the rest of you who may be wilder and into crazier things.

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  2. 07-14-2004 11:56 PM #2
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    holy sh!t...i read the whole thing and i'm done...a$$ hair ownz JoO
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  3. 07-15-2004 12:09 AM #3
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    Hahaha..OMG...hahahah! I swear he needed to do a major @ss cleaning after he did all that shaving. He needs a Bidet to shoot some warm water to clean up that nastyness!
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  4. 07-15-2004 12:17 AM #4
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    Originally posted by Mr. Coupe
    holy sh!t...i read the whole thing and i'm done...a$$ hair ownz JoO
    That's right, don't under-estimate the power and importance of anus hair!!!
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  5. 07-15-2004 12:25 AM #5
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  6. 07-15-2004 12:30 AM #6
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    cliff notes anyone?
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  7. 07-15-2004 02:10 AM #7
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    I thought his analogies were so damn funny, i felt like sh*tting my pants. HAHAHA!!
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  8. 07-15-2004 06:12 AM #8
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    cliff notes anyone?
    the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.
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  9. 07-15-2004 06:15 AM #9
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  10. 07-15-2004 06:20 AM #10
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    wow...I was honestly considering doing some trimming to alleviate that same problem!

    ...but I think he exagerrates...I mean, girls (most of them) dont really have ass hair and they dont have problems like this..
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  12. 07-15-2004 06:44 AM #11
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  13. 07-15-2004 07:49 AM #12
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    Originally posted by marked001
    wow...I was honestly considering doing some trimming to alleviate that same problem!

    ...but I think he exagerrates...I mean, girls (most of them) dont really have ass hair and they dont have problems like this..
    Just because they don't talk about it doesn't mean it doesn't happen to'em!
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  14. 07-15-2004 08:47 AM #13
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    this dude must have been really fat for this to happen.
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  15. 07-15-2004 08:58 AM #14
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    ok, what the fvck . . . I need to copy and paste that url for others.
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    ok, iu'll be quite hinest, i've shaved the ass hair, and everything he said is BS. i had no problems and it's actually quite pleasant to not have to deal with all the BS of the hair in the nether regions
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  17. 07-15-2004 11:36 AM #16
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    Originally posted by D Piddy
    ok, iu'll be quite hinest, i've shaved the ass hair, and everything he said is BS. i had no problems and it's actually quite pleasant to not have to deal with all the BS of the hair in the nether regions
    Great, I'm not sure we all needed to know that. Too much information!
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  18. 07-15-2004 02:07 PM #17
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    hehe, we're all family here!! i'm not ahsamed to tell ya'll 'bout it
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  19. 07-15-2004 02:28 PM #18
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    Looking for some one to shave mine... any takers?
    Wife won't do it - too scary (hairy).
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  20. 07-15-2004 02:33 PM #19
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    i would never trust anyone besides myself to have any sharp object near my sphincter, but maybe that's just me
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  21. 07-15-2004 02:45 PM #20
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    Originally posted by Hassmeister
    Looking for some one to shave mine... any takers?
    Wife won't do it - too scary (hairy).
    ROFL. get your dog to lick that thang!
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  23. 07-15-2004 03:42 PM #21
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    Originally posted by BrokenXenon
    ROFL. get your dog to lick that thang!
    Good idea! just spread peanut butter on your balloon tie and glue a razor blade to dogs tongue, should be schmooove in no time!
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  24. 07-15-2004 07:02 PM #22
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    Thats just sick
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  25. 07-15-2004 07:07 PM #23
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    No. I'll go one better, I'd like to put my huge butt hair up on Ebay and see what I get. Okay, that's really sick I know. It is long and hairy though.
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  26. 07-15-2004 07:10 PM #24
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    BTW, my dogs will NOT lick my thang. I do get a head butt in the ass in the AM when I get out of the shower. If you are really sleepy watch out for Ira, he's 75 lbs and all muscle. "Damn, WTF was that, that hit me"?
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