Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "reality"?
Dad: I will show you, Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars?
Daughter:" Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!"
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!"
So the father turns back to his younger son saying:
"You see son, 'Potentially' we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in 'reality' We are living with 2 Whores and a Homo."
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