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    Someone PLEASE explain why..............

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    .....when you eat Asparagus....your pee smells?!?!?!?!?

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    Re: Someone PLEASE explain why..............

    duh! when you buy a bundle of asparagus, smell the bottom! then that explains why it smells! it smells even before you eat it


    Originally posted by Quattrophile
    .....when you eat Asparagus....your pee smells?!?!?!?!?
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    And its a funky smell too - very strang, I don't know why.
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    asapargus releases a chemical or gas (dont know which) as the body digests it, i guess then u'r kidney's dumps that chemical into the bladder since there;s no use for it. Sounds pretty convincing/logical to me.

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    Originally posted by BKChic
    asapargus releases a chemical or gas (dont know which) as the body digests it, i guess then u'r kidney's dumps that chemical into the bladder since there;s no use for it. Sounds pretty convincing/logical to me.
    right...asparagus contains some sulphur-containing amino acids, when you digest them, your body breaks them down into some (6?) different compounds, all of which contain (surprise!) sulphur...that's what gives it the smell...
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    damn!! i knew i was good for something.

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    Heheh... try taking alot of vitamin B... your pee turns almost neon green. Its kinda amusing.


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    hmm i just ate some last night n didnt notice a smell w/ p'n. did fart up a storm though. Fiance wasnt diggin that, lol
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    this is why I dont eat vegetables.
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    i heard that if u eat a lot of fruit ur uhhh little man will taste like citrus and its weird. read it in Maxim or FHM
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    Your face it too close to the toilet, my man.

    Actually, I do notice the smell as well. Quite pungent.
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    Originally posted by JBM
    i heard that if u eat a lot of fruit ur uhhh little man will taste like citrus and its weird. read it in Maxim or FHM
    pineapple works best
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    a better question... why do you care how pee smells? it doesnt smell good in the first place.
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    Originally posted by OverSpun
    a better question... why do you care how pee smells? it doesnt smell good in the first place.
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    Originally posted by OverSpun
    a better question... why do you care how pee smells? it doesnt smell good in the first place.
    Dood...I dont care how any kind of pee smells but in a case were you eat asparagus....it smells worse. Go eat a bunch and tell me how you like it.

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    nah, i'll pass. i dont like asparagas much anyway.
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    the same reason when you eat beans your fart smells!

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