Originally posted by OverSpun
omg. id hit it for free, let alone 50 mill. btw, who the hell would even divorce her? you get to hit it, you get to have her buy you anything? whats the point of kickin that? thats baller X10
Your blinded by money Nick. Remeber money cant buy you happiness.
Since I like playing God, I'll write their fate, and answer your question of "Who the hell would divorce her." Besides rember she's already divorced once from that real (but fake) marriage. Ok now on to the story:
[Ahem] The year is 2004, and Britney Spears is a media attention getting whore (hey that rhymes
). She already gets paparrazi everywhere she goes, but her (soon-to-be) husband doesnt. He's not a celebrity and no-one knows who the hell he is or cares. They will get married and get mobbed by the media everywhere they go and for the little things they do. Eventually (very fast) he'll get tired of them being relentlessly hounded, but since he's less of a celebrity than Britney, he quickly discovers that if hes not actually out with Britney (by his side), he gains less media attention. Enjoying this little bit of privacy, he'll continue to do more and more things without Britney.
Quickly he becomes very private and secretive about his little escapades while Britney is off doing her "career" thing. He and Britney will fight over and over about where he's been, what hes been doing etc (Like all couples). Things start to turn ugly from here.
Britney, being the unsecure girl she is, will immediately begin to think that he's having some sort of affair on her etc. (Truth be told, he is, with his old baby mommas) Britney will get mad at herself (for not signing a prenup), break things around the house, and end most of her days boozing it up.
Soon the Media will gain access to their relationship problems and Britney is once again embarrssed for the world to see. Her mental health deteriorates more and more and she finally seeks help after a major breakdown (like her interview video above when she started crying - remeber that? EWW uhh what was that? EWW EWW) HAH. Anyways back to the story:
Finally she decides to try and make things right and (as all women in hollywood, whos husbands cheat on them) "work things out." But still they cannot escape the media. So eventually they both come to the conclusion that "this sucks." They call it quits. He gets 50mil, and goes back to being the nobody he used to be (but now 50mil richer). He gets some new tail pretty quickly and ends up fathering 4 more children by different womens. Britney on the other hand pretty much lost it all. Her career will begin to fade away (more than it already has), the media attention will fade away. Her money will start fading away. She will soon fade away. Ironically shs misses all the media attention she hated so much and ends up marrying another famous person just to be back on top (of the headlines, just like that other skank JLO). She never really learns anything. The end. FIN.
Oyeah all this happens within 6 months or less. And yes I am very bored. HAHA
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