scary pizza man...

[dicksongo]

ok, today i went to order Take away pizza from dominos... parked the car outside dominos and i went in, order my pizza and then wait. the pizza guy is starting to say things about the car...

Pizza: is that your car?? DAMN! it is a fuxxing nice car man!
ME: oh thank you
Pizza: it is fuxxing shinny man!
Me: oh, i just had a wash today.
Pizza: what is it? is it an Audi??
Me: Yea
Pizza: oh! those Fuxxking expensive car right?
Me: ( i think for a while ) nah...it is not that expensive
Pizza: You must have some deep pockets man!
Me: Nah! it is a "second hand"
Pizza: oh really? so where about do u live?
Me: (damn! why is he asking where i live) around here
Pizza: oh, i see, so you living by yourself?
Me: ( fuxx, i am outta here ) Hey man, got to go, will pick up the pizza later.

10 mins later, i picked up the pizza ...i went out of the store and suprisingly he went out right after me. i was like...(fuxx...what is he going to do man!) then he lighted up a smoke and starting to look at my car and the rims...i quickly went in the car and lock the doors.
I nearly floored the acclerator when i leave..

From now on, i will just order Pizza delivery

[OverSpun]

what a psycho.

[Audi_Sniper]

Originally posted by dicksongo


From now on, i will just order Pizza delivery

"Ding dong" It's the scary pizza man.

[OverSpun]

Originally posted by whtbutterofrage
"Ding dong" It's the scary pizza man.

"oh, so this is where you live.... nice crib, mind if i come in and check it out, btw, remember me? i was checkin out your car that one day.."

owned.

[I am armed]

hahahahahahhahaha, oh shit.... This should probly stop right here. Hahah...

[Ryan S.]

Originally posted by whtbutterofrage
"Ding dong" It's the scary pizza man.

"ding dong". oh pizza man, wanna see my nice new shiny .45. it really goes a long with my nice new shiny car dont you think? POW POW POW. GET THE **** OF MY LAWN BITC3!. closes door and goes inside to eat pizza(from another pizza place of course. weird pizza dude could of poisoned the original pizza. lol) and watch speed channel.

[dicksongo]

i guess i will never have another piece of pizza from dominos! haha, nice one

[JMG]

Let him in if he's clean. Is he clean?

[/\G]

[Axxis]

werido

[marked001]

Originally posted by dicksongo
i guess i will never have another piece of pizza from dominos! haha, nice one

you're better off anyway dominos is nasty! say no to corporate pizza

[Jon_Rhea]

that is pretty werid, I don't think I'd eat at the Dominos anymore.

[Ryan S.]

Originally posted by /\G

ahhhh man. thats wrong. now he really wont eat a piece of pizza from there again. hahaha.

[TheDude]

Originally posted by JMG
Let him in if he's clean. Is he clean?

C'mon Mikey let him in, i wanna see him.