I recently got my Canon A80 from Worst Buy and when I went to open the box I noticed the booklet was in Spainish I had not left the store and went back and asked for the English one and they said "Ohh its on the bottom" I was like "Okay I dont speak fcking Spainish" and threw all the crap out and left. So I propose a way to get rid of the Mexican Invasion,
First off we need to ban the printing of goods with Spainish on it, like Spainish above English on Pringles. Secondly we need to make a law that if your parents are illegal immigrants who hopped the border to have you so they can stay in America than we'll deport ur ass back to what ever shathole you came from. Third we need to stop teaching our future generations spainish. At my high school they had to hire 7 more Spainish teachers for the spainish population that cant speak a spic of english. This does give jobs but at the same time it is telling its okay if half of america doesnt speak spainish. Next we should round up all of the illegal americans and stop offering welfare to those under the radar, I dont want my taxes supporting a group of illegals. After that we need to clean out Wal-Mart and so that I can check out with having to have a Spainish dictionary with me. Than we need to clean the Southwest up of all the illegals and take those watering holes out of the desert. We will be saving money and giviing jobs to the legal residents of this great land. BTW we need to do off with the Mexican trade guy who said we should dissolve our borders.
This does leave to some problems-unwanted jobs will need to be filled so we would need to find a proposal to it.
And Miami would be well... wont get into that
I just want a nation with no ACLU making it mandatory for my offspring to learn Spainish damn soon they will want the Consititution to be rewritten in spainish.
God I just had to vent.. but it is a modest proposal
And all the legal people of the Nation well thanks for being legal.
jared
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