i think i have reached an alltime lazy level...

**jpsimon** · 07-01-2004 03:45 PM

so im laying on the couch... laptop in my lap... i'm watching an old episode of conan waiting for jeopardy to start at 7... and i REALLY need to make a phone call.

there in lies the problem... the phone is at the other end of the coffee table, my cellphone is right here.. but im out of minutes for the month. i need to use the house phone but it is out of reach.

thus i dont call..

**Saturnine** · 07-01-2004 04:00 PM

So whats the problem?

**jpsimon** · 07-01-2004 04:05 PM

no problem. just lazy

**Saturnine** · 07-01-2004 04:09 PM

I remember once in college, i moved my desktop next to my bed.. and i would sometimes be to lazy to type to my floor mates about getting food etc... And all i would type was

"wlkmfmkama"
slsmdlsa
amalaa

whatever i could push with my one finger..

They all thought i was dying or something..

FIN!

**Axxis** · 07-01-2004 04:10 PM

yooooooooooooooo

**dukez** · 07-01-2004 04:48 PM

Pfft. When Im relaxing i just pee my pants, because the bathroom requires getting up, walking, putting the toilet seat up and unzipping pants and then the opposite. Too much work.

**DDQ** · 07-01-2004 05:29 PM

Peeing in my pants seems like more work than just opening the window and peeing outside. That is why you should always put your bed near a window.

**MR VTEC** · 07-01-2004 05:29 PM

and then this one time at band camp........

**jpsimon** · 07-01-2004 05:49 PM

amazing

Originally posted by Saturnine
I remember once in college, i moved my desktop next to my bed.. and i would sometimes be to lazy to type to my floor mates about getting food etc... And all i would type was

"wlkmfmkama"
slsmdlsa
amalaa

whatever i could push with my one finger..

They all thought i was dying or something..

FIN!

**D Piddy** · 07-01-2004 08:52 PM

Originally posted by DDQ
That is why you should always put your bed near a window.

that's wut i did. my comp's on the other side of the bed, therefore i never need to get outta bed, ever

**JBM** · 07-02-2004 12:19 AM

I can surf the web in bed cuz of wireless keyboard and projector

**SEXICÄN** · 07-02-2004 12:28 AM

me and my F*cking old mac. I have to go downstairs to use my comp. and my laptop doesn't have wireless anything

**JBM** · 07-02-2004 12:33 AM

hahah that sucks

**Ryan S.** · 07-02-2004 04:44 AM

Originally posted by DDQ
Peeing in my pants seems like more work than just opening the window and peeing outside. That is why you should always put your bed near a window.

hahahahahah. i thought i was the only one. and i am being serious. i have done this.

**DDQ** · 07-02-2004 07:40 AM

Originally posted by Frank S.
hahahahahah. i thought i was the only one. and i am being serious. i have done this.

I was being serious as well.

The tricky part is making sure no one is walking down the street (if you're window is in the front of the house).

**TheDude** · 07-02-2004 10:36 AM

One time during my freshman year of college, in the dorms, I didn't wake up till 6 PM then i layed there till eight, got up and grabbed a snack, layed back down, watched the Simpson's for a half hour and then went back to sleep.

**jpsimon** · 07-02-2004 10:44 AM

badass. ive done similar.

**audidood** · 07-02-2004 01:55 PM

Originally posted by dukez
Pfft. When Im relaxing i just pee my pants, because the bathroom requires getting up, walking, putting the toilet seat up and unzipping pants and then the opposite. Too much work.

thats what your cathoder is for....

**dukez** · 07-02-2004 01:57 PM

WTF is a cathoder.

**jpsimon** · 07-02-2004 02:02 PM

a lil thing to pee into. they use it at hospitals for patients who can't get up without help

**audidood** · 07-02-2004 02:15 PM

it's a tube you shove up your peehole...

**D Piddy** · 07-02-2004 02:19 PM

Originally posted by JBM
I can surf the web in bed cuz of wireless keyboard and projector

i do this sometimes, i always use my wireless keyboard, but when the 'rents are gone i disconnect the projector and set it up in my room, it's the ultimate pimpness

**JBM** · 07-02-2004 03:36 PM

One time I got up for work late and than I started getting dressed and said fck it and went back to bed.

That day was the day I got back from Beach Week