Jalopnik on the B8.5 S4

[NWS4Guy]

Not sure about the title though.

http://jalopnik.com/the-audi-s4-has-heard-all-of-the-douchebag-jokes-1560148514

[Toecutter]

That was a very strange review.

[rvcfireman951]

Dumbest review ever. That was 5 minutes of my life I will never get back.

[Nixon_S4]

Oh come on guys, this was hilarious.

[EasternLI]

Not sure about the title though.

http://jalopnik.com/the-audi-s4-has-heard-all-of-the-douchebag-jokes-1560148514

He's seems to enjoy the car though

[shadycrew31]

I love that guys work, hes hilarious.

[MarcusDubya77]

Very Funny.. I don't see the problem.. It's Jalopnik!

[RudyH]

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[Shaman]

Once you've had rough sex, you're never going back.

[essfour]

regular car reviews are probably my favorite automotive reviews on the internet

[drob23]

I thought it was pretty funny, nothing really insightful (or even close to insightful lol), but entertaining...

[rs4dreams]

I love RegularCars! Was very excited to see our car. This isn't one of their funniest. If you liked it, check out some more of their stuff. The Miata is a classic.

[Zaxon55]

RCR is awesome.

[Guitarmageddon]

That was the worst fucking interview/er Ive ever wasted the time to witness

[shadycrew31]

I love RegularCars! Was very excited to see our car. This isn't one of their funniest. If you liked it, check out some more of their stuff. The Miata is a classic.

The Miata is by far my favorite.


That was the worst fucking interview/er Ive ever wasted the time to witness

Maybe because you have "tints"....

[F40LM]

Nothing was funny within the first minute, so I turned it off.

[sjuhawks19]

That was so dumb, but the last line about rough sex did make me laugh. Otherwise he was trying to be too funny and it didn't work.

His line about people not noticing the car and comparing it to a rental? I just picked mine up on Saturday and I got tons of looks at my car.

[F40LM]

That was so dumb, but the last line about rough sex did make me laugh. Otherwise he was trying to be too funny and it didn't work.

His line about people not noticing the car and comparing it to a rental? I just picked mine up on Saturday and I got tons of looks at my car.

If you are the first person in a left turn lane waiting at a light. It is unreal how many looks you get.

[SwankPeRFection]

I guess no one saw this in the Chatterbox from earlier this morning huh?

[mcoomer]

He's right about one thing though. Every on ramp, off ramp, long straight, someone following too closely, someone held you up on the fast lane and you finally get a chance to pass them on the right.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! I drive my F150 to work and the car on the weekends and I can't more than 14-15mpg because of my right foot.

[PsYkHoTiK]

I couldn't watch it all the way.

[MarcusDubya77]

It's really not that serious.....A very funny parody just like most reviews on Jalopnik..It is very sad if you took it to heart, or found yourself bored, because JLPK could do a lot worse... Smile because the S4 made it... [:)]

[AofC_RR]

The Miata is by far my favorite.



Maybe because you have "tints"....

Yes!!! Tints is not the proper usage there. It's TINT or Tinted. You could say "I looked at a variety of tints before I chose XXXXXXX tint" but you do not say "I put tints on my car." That implies there are multiple types. We must end this internet grammatical scourge that should be pretty obvious if you made it through elementary school grammar.


However I too find regular car reviews to be pretty Meh. This one was not bad.

[F40LM]

It's really not that serious.....A very funny parody just like most reviews on Jalopnik..It is very sad if you took it to heart, or found yourself bored, because JLPK could do a lot worse... Smile because the S4 made it... [:)]

Yes, I am a sad person for finding that boring and ending it to do better things with my life. Makes perfect sense.

[blackfunk]

Once you've had rough sex, you're never going back.

Unless you're the recipient. LMAO

[drob23]

The other reviews are hilarious, and they require you to pay attention.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kp1kuo6xkbE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffu0chtm-CY

[clee130]

Unless you're the recipient. LMAO

Seems like some people were the recipient of said rought sex in this thread because they sure are butthurt over a video review about their car.

[Tanner]

Seems like some people were the recipient of said rought sex in this thread because they sure are butthurt over a video review about their car.

LOL

Review was hilarious.

[F40LM]

Seems like some people were the recipient of said rought sex in this thread because they sure are butthurt over a video review about their car.

Guilty as charged.

[LeadToRome]

Guy was trying too hard. He's not that funny. Glad he likes the car though.

[raudiace4]

That was hilarious! And dead on too, as everyone is oblivious to the S4. Oh yeah just another Audi, until it blows the doors off V8 muscle cars.

[MrPink462]

That review was never meant to be taken serious...but after reading reactions to the video I think I get the douchebag stereotype now.

Everyone who bought an S4 looked at an M3 first.....there is probably a lot of truth to that statement, as well as you cant enjoy an S4 inside the legal limits of the law.
No clutch? Not a manual! repeated over and over, come on, its a little funny. Not his best work but there is a laugh or two and he definitely seemed to like the car so that's good.

[F40LM]

That review was never meant to be taken serious...but after reading reactions to the video I think I get the douchebag stereotype now.

Everyone who bought an S4 looked at an M3 first.....there is probably a lot of truth to that statement, as well as you cant enjoy an S4 inside the legal limits of the law.
No clutch? Not a manual! repeated over and over, come on, its a little funny. Not his best work but there is a laugh or two and he definitely seemed to like the car so that's good.

I never took it serious for a minute. Thought the humor was weak sauce and like many others mentioned...trying way too hard. I'm huge on self deprecating humor myself. I never looked at the M3 because it isn't practical for a DD in IL, but I would have bought one if I could.

[SwissBliss]

haha spot on with never being able to keep it within the legal limits and no one knowing what you have!!

[b6bydesign04]

I guess no one saw this in the Chatterbox from earlier this morning huh?

The what?

All joking aside, there are probably <15 forum members in here who know that sub thread exists or ever checks it.

[mact3333]

I've never understood why people say the M3 isn't a good daily driver....totally comfortable car...matter of fact, you pretty much need to do exhaust and coil overs on the M3 too just like the S4...otherwise it's too soft and quiet.

Only reason I could see is if it snows all the time but even then there isn't that much difference as most people with S4's in snowy environments get snow tires anyway and an M3 with snow tires I would drive through a blizzard no problem.