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doublezero30
10-17-2010, 07:23 PM
http://www.automotorblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nissan-juke-1.jpg
dude that shit is fugly! first ive heard of a "sport cross" also. this is even uglier than the cube. goddamn. japanese car companys come out with some wierd looking cars.
S4jet
10-17-2010, 07:25 PM
silly aznz.
seriously though that thing is really ugly
doublezero30
10-17-2010, 07:28 PM
how do those headlights even project light forward being so flat?
VAG_4ever
10-17-2010, 07:29 PM
don't they haz das turbo?
S4jet
10-17-2010, 07:30 PM
how do those headlights even project light forward being so flat?
Who said they were functional? They look kewl that's all that matters.
yo
fusionx
10-17-2010, 07:49 PM
it's got a turbo so I approve.
MattzWarsteiner
10-17-2010, 07:51 PM
that thing is so strange looking if there were no badge, i would swear it was french.
A4TUNE
10-17-2010, 08:19 PM
nissan joke?
El_Chapusca
10-17-2010, 08:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpX0DqlEdrM
2 sets of foglights? wtf? (one mid bumper, one in the black valence)
ALWAYS4UDI
10-17-2010, 08:30 PM
fancy that, looks like it was modeled after the typical obese american.
manhertm
10-17-2010, 09:02 PM
Aztec 2010
Ryan_T
10-17-2010, 09:02 PM
I Like it.
audia
10-17-2010, 09:04 PM
how do those headlights even project light forward being so flat?
Good question. Let's begin by asking the guys on AZ with the retarded eyelids.
Why is this in GCC?
MattzWarsteiner
10-17-2010, 09:09 PM
i've heard of retard bangs, but eyelids?
Mooseimage
10-17-2010, 09:26 PM
reminds me of a really fat faced person smiling while looking up. At least, the way that type of face is portrayed in the cartoons.
djwimbo
10-17-2010, 09:47 PM
Looks like a Peugeot or Fiat to me.
Ryan_T
10-17-2010, 10:03 PM
http://images.picturesdepot.com/photo/b/big_smile-10762.gif
doobiesdaddy
10-17-2010, 10:05 PM
Why is this in GCC?
Not sure. Moved to General Car Talk.
mishstar
10-18-2010, 05:58 AM
so odd looking, especially the front. Its amazing to think who buys these things
gle_helle
10-21-2010, 11:47 AM
Son of VehiCROSS.
jukesandz
11-05-2010, 09:05 AM
They stole my name too. I'm totally suing Nissan. Why couldn't they have named the GTR the Juke?
Ryan_T
11-05-2010, 10:26 AM
Because that would make you cooler by inference. They're smart.
dr.evil
11-05-2010, 01:07 PM
The TV Commercial reminded me of this:
http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/demotivational-posters-turbo-boost.jpg
Vorsprung
11-06-2010, 08:09 AM
http://www.autoguide.com/gallery/gallery.php/d/250231-4/juke_te37.jpg
its shopped
manhertm
11-06-2010, 04:24 PM
http://www.autoguide.com/gallery/gallery.php/d/250231-4/juke_te37.jpg
its shopped
Stop it!
davis449
11-08-2010, 08:57 AM
I love how Nissan states in the commercial that they put a Turbo in a crossover like they're the first ones to do it and it's somehow innovative...[rolleyes]
VMRWheels
11-12-2010, 06:15 PM
Son of VehiCROSS.
The Vehicross is an awesome car! Never realized the similarities until now...
Heh, a friend of mine saw the TV spot they have for this car and asked, "Now why the hell would Nissan name a car 'Junk'?"
Kievskiy
11-26-2010, 03:19 AM
VehiCross is a sick car, and it is very capable offroad too.
rjpeaks
12-03-2010, 09:44 AM
i have a co worker who wants one.
naiku
12-03-2010, 11:16 AM
From reviews I have read they might look ugly, are not exactly practical at anything (less interior room than a Honda Fit) but are a heck of a lot of fun to drive.
Tachyon
12-10-2010, 04:23 PM
I saw one in person last week and they are SUPER small cars. The pictures make them look a bit bigger than they really are. I also agree that it is pretty ugly and a fail on Nissan's part. However, people love buying weird stupid cars like that Scion X-BOX lol.
Hassmeister
12-10-2010, 06:33 PM
Hey, if it comes with DSG... I'm sold!
JPJ2007
12-13-2010, 10:57 PM
Yeah I saw that and was like WTF... It looks liked a fuked up bug or insect... Fugly....
ArTTemis
12-14-2010, 09:11 AM
i was riding around with my girlfriend last week and I saw that think and was like WTF is that!!!!!!!
She told me and I replied the UGLIEST CAR EVER MADE!!!!
You would have to pay me to own that! I would rather drive a old POS than that new piece of junk!
Saracen
12-14-2010, 10:05 AM
The only good thing about the Juke is the smokin redhead that briefly appears in the commercial.
dozerchase
12-14-2010, 08:11 PM
how do those headlights even project light forward being so flat?
the circles are the headlights the flat things are the turn signals