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A4 Jarrid
11-18-2009, 08:29 AM
Alright so this fuckstick i know decided he would continuously show me videos of Subie's burning out and i decided i'd try and find some s4's or rs4's or even r8's doing standalone burnouts from the line. Lo' and behold, i found none. I looked and saw a bunch of kids doing donuts and powerslides and tons of understeer, but no clean burnouts off the line.

Concession: I know burnouts are tough, if not shockingly so, to do in any AWD vehicle

Does anyone know of any videos i can check out to show this chump (Who drives a 97' jeep, by the way... but has a friend with an sti = [headbang]) that audi's can light em' up nicer?

Remember, i'm talkin' clean, free standing, stop to smoke grip and slips. Thanks Gentlemen...

adr3naline fix
11-18-2009, 08:34 AM
There are tons of A4/S4 "launch" videos out there that have all 4 spinning and then taking off like a rocket ship.

You want a "burnout"?
You would either have to be on donuts, or have a retarded amount of power

texasboy21
11-18-2009, 08:35 AM
If a subie can do a standing awd burnout their awd system isnt the shit like quattro, thats what I would say to him. Tell the jeep owner that your axles are the same size as his, and probably stronger

terraflata
11-18-2009, 08:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxGppExfYKY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgPkB5GgsKg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktptEZ70T8U&feature=related

Not EXACTLY what your talking about. Unless you want to see a DTM car burn'ing out.

Dan[FN]6262
11-18-2009, 08:43 AM
the best one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5npqDDgQc8&feature=recommended

A4 Jarrid
11-18-2009, 08:48 AM
If a subie can do a standing awd burnout their awd system isnt the shit like quattro, thats what I would say to him. Tell the jeep owner that your axles are the same size as his, and probably stronger

Word man, thanks for the quick replies everyone. Keep looking though, i need that retarded power you were talking about earlier.

clconversion
11-18-2009, 08:53 AM
STI's also have a switch to be able to transfer to make the car more RWD I think it can go up to 35/65 not 100% sure on this one though

clconversion
11-18-2009, 08:56 AM
BTW this one is pretty good as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW4scPVfdq4

clconversion
11-18-2009, 08:58 AM
sorry this is the one I was looking for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buZ5407L718

terraflata
11-18-2009, 09:07 AM
sorry this is the one I was looking for http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buZ5407L718

Sooo smoooth.

durrmcdanks
11-18-2009, 09:09 AM
Why would you want to burnout with Quattro? Quattro is made to grip not slip.

terraflata
11-18-2009, 09:15 AM
Why would you want to burnout with Quattro? Quattro is made to grip not slip.

To fuel a discussion with other people who like to rape their drivetrains.

andyrew
11-18-2009, 09:17 AM
If I ever figure out my issue, i'll make one for ya.

Most Audi guys are smart enough to know that doing burnouts all the time isnt the best thing...

jsquillz22
11-18-2009, 09:20 AM
STI's also have a switch to be able to transfer to make the car more RWD I think it can go up to 35/65 not 100% sure on this one though

it goes 80/20 with 80% to the rear

durrmcdanks
11-18-2009, 09:25 AM
To fuel a discussion with other people who like to rape their drivetrains.

Oh ok makes sense now.

terraflata
11-18-2009, 09:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxP6loGqHMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1RA2aTTo-4&feature=fvw

Dan[FN]6262
11-18-2009, 09:36 AM
i need that retarded power you were talking about earlier.

see post #5.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caXc6fQtXpw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQljTvwBFIw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmIE7ibrdjM&feature=related

^ last one is awesome

adr3naline fix
11-18-2009, 09:38 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxP6loGqHMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1RA2aTTo-4&feature=fvw

That first video confuses me. Why would you cut power to the front wheels, its an Audi with Quattro. I'd just buy a BMW

terraflata
11-18-2009, 09:46 AM
That first video confuses me. Why would you cut power to the front wheels, its an Audi with Quattro. I'd just buy a BMW

People do dumb shit. Either way the video is prolly from Europe. Our cars are like Civics for them.

flynnr
11-18-2009, 09:54 AM
not to thread jack but cant a good elim kit w/ an atp or 034 high flow mani keep up with an sti?

thats like 4 grand tops for everything and a 5k car can keep up with a 20k car

Dan[FN]6262
11-18-2009, 09:58 AM
People do dumb shit. Either way the video is prolly from Europe. Our cars are like Civics for them.

no, that was some guy on here actually that was doing a quattro conversion on his FWD and he was waiting for parts or something and just hooked it up RWD for shits and gigs until he got the part.

dont quote me on that tho, i cant remember exactly. search, you'll find it.

BenjaminR
11-18-2009, 10:02 AM
Tell the jeep owner that your axles are the same size as his, and probably stronger

Better hope he doesn't know jack about his jeep because that is a line and a half of total BS lol [:D]

clconversion
11-18-2009, 10:14 AM
it goes 80/20 with 80% to the rear

O OK thanks for clearing this up I didn't think it was this much at all

jsquillz22
11-18-2009, 10:16 AM
O OK thanks for clearing this up I didn't think it was this much at all

no problem... 2 of my buddies drive stis....... both cocks haha.... fast car tho... i like my int tho

Oceanside
11-18-2009, 10:18 AM
I almost bought an STi but the interiors are garbage, like sitting in a plastic box. It looks like they used the plastic that was to low a grade to go into matchbox cars. Only one I liked its my friends stripped out sti wagon track weapon, cause it all got ripped out

ThePeoplesChamp
11-18-2009, 10:31 AM
JHM has a video on their site with launches and some of those start out with AWD burnouts

Tifun
11-18-2009, 10:45 AM
Dont forget about the general lee audi.....that thing is a smoke show

pipe7284
11-18-2009, 10:47 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGJJhlPJfdo

stevejones19
11-18-2009, 01:07 PM
Yeah i think you won't find as many audi's doing that than STi's. For one, like was stated earlier, they have a drive controlled center diff., which makes it a lot easier to put the power to the back wheels. And two, a lot of ppl that have STi's just buy it because it's a "sick" car, and since moms and pops help them out, they beat the crap out of them.

With that being said though, a friend of mine just bought one recently (got a very nice settlement) and those things are stupid fast. (to me) I haven't rode in a whole lot of fst cars, but those things are kinda stupid fast. I would not mind having an a4 that fast though [up] lol.

(Not referring to ALL STi drivers at all, just an observation that i've seen, which doesn't mean jack)

clconversion
11-18-2009, 01:26 PM
Yes my buddy has a STI as well it it is a fast car but I wouldn't want it for a few reasons on longer drives this is not a car to be in not very comfortable and the inside just looks cheap not up to our standards by any means it all really depends on what you are looking for in a car when you buy one

Coopa
11-18-2009, 01:48 PM
Tell him that if you're burning out in an awd car, you're fucking slow. Less slip equals more go. [:D]

terraflata
11-18-2009, 01:50 PM
Besides how many commercials do you see of people jumping and rallying A4's? The STi is born with the intent to be beat stock. A4's need to be built to do this, and how many of us have tricked out our rides just to turn around and rally them through our neighbourhood park? I dont think a loot.

Nebone
11-18-2009, 01:51 PM
Head to head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNeYAKKA9Ys

Jc61990
11-18-2009, 01:57 PM
dunno if anyone posted this one but its one of my favorites. its a launch but still spins all 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Rt9mB2tpM

Coopa
11-18-2009, 02:08 PM
I knew a kid in highschool that had an impreza. Told everyone it was his and he paid for it. Hated the ginger ***. I actually talked to his dad one day..he informed me that "he let his son drive his car to school during the week" hahahahahaha.

I know some cool guys that have subies. They are fast. Nothing wrong with that at all. It just seems that every kid that has a wealthy parent ends up getting one. And they have to run their mouths about Ken Block every ten minutes. [>_>] Whatever..I'm done ranting.

Show him this. Gurumans a4..with an s4 motor hehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xe-ITjQ0lE

A4 Jarrid
11-18-2009, 07:18 PM
Show him this. Gurumans a4..with an s4 motor hehe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xe-ITjQ0lE

That is a sick car man, i love the matte gray look.

And yeah, i conceded that audi guys aren't into lighting up tires like kids, but it would still be cool to see a little spin off the line from some machines.

Good posts guys, i'm gonna facebook link this little shit haha

Gaberossi
11-19-2009, 12:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkXJST4bExs&feature=related