Azxion is the s hiet

[AsianA408]

I lkveo ym boys vrbj u nj money408

and wes34

andd vietbiout y2980

and ernist sppepd dragond,gnsk

and moosepictiure

and nate sreks
an d pawoell221

and frigggin vaoastos mafrke

ahd also shoud out to my boy washisfiheadnds
.... The nbustest bday girft aevars1

[infinkc]

wow drunk posting again John :)

[Mooseimage]

Man, I thought we put you to sleep, you were still able to make a post?! Don't worry man, we always got you.

Freaking drunk posting, haha. And now I'm eating your can of slim jims while your knocked out.

[Kievskiy]

holly shiet, lol, how drunk you were man. At first i thought you were speaking completely different language, haha

[got boost.]

http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/258/779/475569.jpg

[>_<]

[antic]

That's pretty hammered for a Thurs pm / Friday am...

Nice work!

[Kievskiy]

...[up][:D][>_<]

moosepictiure, washisfiheadnds

[Vi3tBoY1029]

dude!! how could he get to a laptop!?!??! wth lol... yeh, that was an interesting night hahahahhaha. i gotta give it to speedydragon and drunknmunky408 for getting john on his a$$ [:D]. ehh drunk posting is better than drunk calling [>_<]

[speedydragon]

he did drunk dial! he drunk dialed a girl, ugh what a loser :|

[Daddy MO]

Whats an Azxion?

[SeKKeY]

Whats an Azxion?


A b5 car grup led b drunk ledar john tran

[skunkoncrunk]

Vi3tBoY1029's-ehh drunk posting is better than drunk calling

LMFAO! He called me at 3 a.m. last night, now this??? Haha.

Soon as I saw the thread title I was like "Oh no, what has he done?"

I'm still trying to figure out WTF this all says, is the 8th line down about me????

Good stuff John, you must have been hungover as shit at work today. You sounded fucked up on the phone. [up]

[dannyj777]

i had a message this morning when i woke up from john, but it was primarily heavy breathing and asking 'what are you wearing?'

[Daddy MO]

If I get a B5 im gonna try out for Axinion! Beeeitch!!!

[speedydragon]

LMFAO! He called me at 3 a.m. last night, now this??? Haha.

Soon as I saw the thread title I was like "Oh no, what has he done?"

I'm still trying to figure out WTF this all says, is the 8th line down about me????

Good stuff John, you must have been hungover as shit at work today. You sounded fucked up on the phone. [up]

I think it was his attempt on trying to spell out Chris' AZ name.

[washyourrhands]

this is the best thread ever.

lol

yeah he called me too but i was asleep

[Vi3tBoY1029]

i had a message this morning when i woke up from john, but it was primarily heavy breathing and asking 'what are you wearing?'

hahahha did u call back and answer him? lol

[skunkoncrunk]

Where is John to post here? Lol. Still hungover????

[washyourrhands]

lol

[wesS4]

I got a drunk call too lol, somebody take his phone away next time he drinks!

[skunkoncrunk]

I got a drunk call too lol, somebody take his phone away next time he drinks!

They couldn't. They were too busy puking on his floor. [:p]

Binge drinking FTW! [up]

[RolledMySTi]

I found that chick you were making out with at the bar John
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6vRv16xSR0o/RpCV3qZW0-I/AAAAAAAAAYo/tmNq7Rgu3Ag/s320/drunk_friends.jpg

[AsianA408]

u rat bastard.

[skunkoncrunk]

I found that chick you were making out with at the bar John
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6vRv16xSR0o/RpCV3qZW0-I/AAAAAAAAAYo/tmNq7Rgu3Ag/s320/drunk_friends.jpg

LMFAO!

[RolledMySTi]

And how come I didn't get props? Jerk!!!!

[CONTROL TWO]

A b5 car grup led b drunk ledar john tran

thred winnar = u mike! yaaaaayyyy!!!

i think there could be an asbestos recall in the B5 ac unit soon.. it could be what the axxinxxinxxnxonnxxxxx crew is sniffing

cough buy new cars cough

[speedydragon]

thred winnar = u mike! yaaaaayyyy!!!

i think there could be an asbestos recall in the B5 ac unit soon.. it could be what the axxinxxinxxnxonnxxxxx crew is sniffing

cough buy new cars cough

Sorry, we're car enthusiasts, we enjoy working on our cars. The aftermaret industry for newer cars is still nonexistent. Lastly, not all of us can ask mommy and daddy to buy us a new car. <<yea that comment was uncalled for, but so was your comment of bashing our cars being old and the implied comment of us doing drugs.

[Mooseimage]

B5 power! Less electronics to go wrong than newer cars, lighter, timeless body style, and the ultimate in producing power!

And I will admit this: if I could afford buying a B8 RS4 when it comes out, I'd throw in my B5 S4 engine in it. Or a RS6 engine. Unlimited turbo power for the ultimate win!

[AsianA408]

i also have a b7, if that means anything here....
and i think im cool.

[CONTROL TWO]

you dont have a black s2000??

[burner799]

LOLLLLL

he must have at least 100k under that hood


ARE YOU KIDDING. our b5's how so many fucking problems.

Speedy, you have no room to talk about "working on your own car," you had BR Racing install a boost gauge for you...so stfu

[CONTROL TWO]

HAHAHA pwnt

[AsianA408]

boris, some ppl dont know as much about cars as you seem to know. to someone so smart as you its easy, but it looks like dragon didnt wanna fuck with the car, and hes got the money to put into his so called shietty b5 where as someone like you who knows so much about our cars but complains so much, should he have paid you to install his gauge for him? so that you may take that labor money and put it towards a beater car that u need?... its a boost gauge... so..........................

DU MA, sit the F down.

p.s. i have an FMIC that i need installed, but no time and patience to sit and cut... if i give it to 034 will you tell me to stfu?

[speedydragon]

LOLLLLL

he must have at least 100k under that hood


ARE YOU KIDDING. our b5's how so many fucking problems.

Speedy, you have no room to talk about "working on your own car," you had BR Racing install a boost gauge for you...so stfu

electronics are not my thing. If I were good at splicing wires, I would have done my city lights on my ecodes by now :|. I'm sorry, but electrical stuff is way different than mechanical stuff. I would have an easier time installing coilovers than installing a boost guage or wiring up my city lights :|.


And please don't say "our" B5s. You may have a shitty b5, but please don't include the entire population for your shitty car.

I don't understand why you and grant always have to bash on others. Well...I'm not sure about Grant since I don't lurk around the B7 forum too much. I know I was immature on az in the past, but obviously I grew out of that immature period. While you two still seem the same. We're all members of a car enthusiast forum sharing the same passion, why not give some respect? And in return, you guys may even get some respect. Maybe that one time AZ suspension didn't do you any good. You seem as if you're turning into that one M3 owner that had his account terminated due to being disrespectful to everyone.

[NateSKR]

Its alright John, Burner's mad cause he cant afford the 2.7 so he got the 1.8.... and T.I bought a new car so he can get all his work done under warranty, cause he cant afford and is incapable of doing any work himself....

[AsianA408]

HAHAHA pwnt (copied and pasted)

[AsianA408]

btw nate, can you guys install my fmic for me, since i dunno how to mount it? sorry i guess im just dumb on these darn b5s

[NateSKR]

haha for sure we can do it.. oh and turns out my brother ended up using the muffler on his B5 but if you want I can get you another one for 50$ installed... oh and im probably gettin my fmic nxt week then going RS4 widebody!! but whered you get your fmic? JHM<?

[burner799]

^^why don't you call BR, ken can install it for you.

yea, I can't afford to throw money at a 10 year old car. I go to college, I could give two shits about what engine I have.

Don't drunk post and expect to not get shit, cause it's not funny, it's lame.

I don't have time to post more stuff right now, cause I gotta update my sig to include every vehicle I have owned with parenthesis if I sold it because I am cool like that.

[CONTROL TWO]

and T.I bought a new car so he can get all his work done under warranty, cause he cant afford

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/gstrachanlax/DSC_0015.jpg

tell me i cant afford again

[speedydragon]

john, nate's trying to dethrone you from that piece of shiny plastic with the Benz emblem on it haha.

[burner799]

LOLLL. This thread is so funny.

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m45/burner799/PWND.jpg



http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/gstrachanlax/DSC_0015.jpg

tell me i cant afford again

[NateSKR]

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k125/gstrachanlax/DSC_0015.jpg

tell me i cant afford again

HAHAHHAA!!! A Ferrari!? WOW Major Fail..... And just cause you took a pic of a POS Ferrari in the dealership with your Iphone doesnt mean you can afford it....Audi B5's FTMFW!!!

[speedydragon]

yea, I can't afford to throw money at a 10 year old car. I go to college, I could give two shits about what engine I have.



.

hmm..yet you just bought H&R coilovers for your car. You were more interested in the appearence factor rather than the performance/replacment factor. You kept on going back to your thread in the B5 forum asking if it looks good or if you should lower it more. Thus, your statement about you not being able to afford throwing money into your car is invalid.

[burner799]

hmm..yet you just bought H&R coilovers for your car. You were more interested in the appearence factor rather than the performance/replacment factor. You kept on going back to your thread in the B5 forum asking if it looks good or if you should lower it more. Thus, your statement about you not being able to afford throwing money into your car is invalid.

you fail again. I put those coilovers on because of the performance, which is why I won't go lower than 24" ground to fender. If I wanted my car to look good, I would have spent the money on my front bumper. oh and, I didn't pay for my coilovers, parents did so thanks.




OH and, dude who posted above....you are so fucking dumb. that's a 599 not a POS and it's his...one of many.

[dannyj777]

let's get this thread back on track....
now about John's drunk dialing....I can't wait to get him piss drunk one day. I'm gonna roofie him and post pix.

p.s. John, i heard you were in LA this past weekend like me. i tried to get into formula drift, but it was a 240sx nightmare. sorry we missed ya.

pps...i secretly want a B5, but only if it's Stage 4+...i like it ONE LOUDER! and if there's no stage 4, then fuck it, I'll make one...say N2O. And if i do, i'm coming for you stage 3 boys to make u feel bad like you make me when i TRY to improve HP and TQ for 5 figures.

[CONTROL TWO]

And just cause you took a pic of a POS Ferrari in the dealership with your Iphone doesnt mean you can afford it...


lol if you really wanna think that.. go for it

[speedydragon]

HAHAHHAA!!! A Ferrari!? WOW Major Fail..... And just cause you took a pic of a POS Ferrari in the dealership with your Iphone doesnt mean you can afford it....Audi B5's FTMFW!!!

err..he does have a Ferrari..well it's his dad's. Though, just because your father has the wealth to afford grand things like that, it doesn't mean YOU can afford the same thing at your age.

[NateSKR]

Just picked one up on my way home from class.... wanted to keep it in the VAG family....

http://www.eliteimports.us/2020applications/uploads/bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

[speedydragon]

let's get this thread back on track....
now about John's drunk dialing....I can't wait to get him piss drunk one day. I'm gonna roofie him and post pix.

p.s. John, i heard you were in LA this past weekend like me. i tried to get into formula drift, but it was a 240sx nightmare. sorry we missed ya.

pps...i secretly want a B5, but only if it's Stage 4+...i like it ONE LOUDER! and if there's no stage 4, then fuck it, I'll make one...say N2O. And if i do, i'm coming for you stage 3 boys to make u feel bad like you make me when i TRY to improve HP and TQ for 5 figures.

I think you should close this thread, cuz it just got ruined. We'll urge John to make another when he gets drunk again haha

[dannyj777]

Just picked one up on my way home from class.... wanted to keep it in the VAG family....

http://www.eliteimports.us/2020applications/uploads/bugatti-veyron-front.jpg

nate...you summabish, i thought i was the only AZ'er on here with a veyron. i saw you today, and in true VAG fashion, you didn't waive when i threw a V. what a jerk. [:p] you guys will see me around with my new mod.

http://www.companycardriver.co.uk/news/_images/articles/pink_veyron.jpg

[NateSKR]

I think you should close this thread, cuz it just got ruined. We'll urge John to make another when he gets drunk again haha


HAHAH yea sounds like the best bet!

[NateSKR]

nate...you summabish, i thought i was the only AZ'er on here with a veyron. i saw you today, and in true VAG fashion, you didn't waive when i threw a V. what a jerk. [:p] you guys will see me around with my new mod.

http://www.companycardriver.co.uk/news/_images/articles/pink_veyron.jpg


HAHah I thought I saw you drive by out the corner of my eye but wasnt sure...Sorry for not acknowleding the gesture was busy trying to hit the 253mph mark....hahahah

[burner799]

^^just cause you are seriously confused.

this thread has no track to get back to....it was a drunk post of random gibberish...

oh and here's the dealership....they made it look just like grants garage for some reason:

http://s101.photobucket.com/albums/m45/burner799/?action=view&current=VID00005.flv


I guess you weren't at the meet where we brought the r8. nice try though.

[dannyj777]

I think you should close this thread, cuz it just got ruined. We'll urge John to make another when he gets drunk again haha

it's ok dragon. we are family on here and sometime we bicker, but it's all love and it can always be settled on the 1/4 mile. woot!

p.s. this time i wanna be Torretto. i'm sick of always playing Brian Earl Spilner just cuz i'm a blonde whitey.

awww shit...remember this the other night...
Brian O'Conner: This is where my jurisdiction ends.
Dominic Toretto: And this is where mine begins.

"a real driver knows what's in his car!"
'Felix!!!


^^just cause you are seriously confused.

this thread has no track to get back to....it was a drunk post of random gibberish...

oh and here's the dealership....they made it look just like grants garage for some reason:

http://s101.photobucket.com/albums/m45/burner799/?action=view&current=VID00005.flv


I guess you weren't at the meet where we brought the r8. nice try though.
hope you don't mean me being confused. just having fun. i nearly shit when that car turned on in the vid. i know that dude has a sick garage and the r8 was for sale a while ago. and drunken gibberish is fun.

[NateSKR]

^^just cause you are seriously confused.

this thread has no track to get back to....it was a drunk post of random gibberish...

oh and here's the dealership....they made it look just like grants garage for some reason:

http://s101.photobucket.com/albums/m45/burner799/?action=view&current=VID00005.flv


I guess you weren't at the meet where we brought the r8. nice try though.

Sorry I wasnt at the meet... Not confused, Johns my boy and I got his back.. wow he drunk posted get over it at least he was having a good time... and fancy cars dont do much for me so proving his dad has several Ferraris doesnt mean much at all =/..... A very wealthy guy once told me "Rich people buy old cars cause they can afford to fix em everytime they break, and poor people buy new cars so they can get it fixed under warranty for free and only have to pay couple hundred dollars monthly"

[washyourrhands]

^^why don't you call BR, ken can install it for you.

yea, I can't afford to throw money at a 10 year old car. I go to college, I could give two shits about what engine I have.

Don't drunk post and expect to not get shit, cause it's not funny, it's lame.

I don't have time to post more stuff right now, cause I gotta update my sig to include every vehicle I have owned with parenthesis if I sold it because I am cool like that.


LO MOTHING FUCKING L

no offense to Ken cus he didnt do shit to my car, but BR RACING is the WORST shop you could ever bring an audi or any car to. Period. No shop ive heard of or brought a car to has fucked a car up so much. Twice they forgot to torque down my lugs for my front wheels and I almost had a wheel fall off on the freeway. They didnt put washers on my flywheel bolts when installing my clutch and flywheel, then charged me to have them remove the other half of the bolts that sheared into my crankshaft. They didnt torque down my DRIVESHAFT so when i was backing out of my friends house one of the bolts fell out and blew up my driveshaft casing, after inspecting it, i found almost all of the bolts had backed themselves out and almost fallen out. When 034 took my engine out to install my k04s, they found multiple seals and bolts loose from BR's mistakes.


/thread

[RolledMySTi]

http://media.fukung.net/images/5963/post210923661188tp.gif

Now it's a lot better


http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-oscar-cleavage-01-thumb.jpg

[washyourrhands]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/lucy_pinder_ralph_mag_3_big.jpg

[SeKKeY]

ibtl

im going to get so wasted and make a thread that none of you will understand

[Kievskiy]

wow, nice bobbies[up][o_o]






http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/jennifer-love-hewitt-oscar-cleavage-01-thumb.jpg

[washyourrhands]

definatly

[Kievskiy]

o[o_o]o damn, boy, you gotta stop....[hail]

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages2/lucy_pinder_ralph_mag_3_big.jpg

[washyourrhands]

but why?!

http://www.celebparasite.com/thumbs/huge/53-lucy-pinder-main.jpg

[Kievskiy]

FINE! Carry on....

[washyourrhands]

step one
go to google.com
step two
click images
step 3
turn safe search off
step 4
search lucy pinder
step 5
enjoy=]


heres a teaser tho ;]
lol
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Lucy-Pinder-PH0289.jpg

[Kievskiy]

lol, will do that @ home ;)
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http://www.tuningradio.gr/wp-content/uploads/tuninggirl8.jpg
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If we going to move the thread in this direction Anthony will ban us, lol

[washyourrhands]

lol lets move it to the eye candy section
lol

that girl right there looks like julia bond kinda sorta

good find!

[Vi3tBoY1029]

so....you can afford? or your dad can afford? just wondering [:)] no $hit here, just wondering.

hey burner799, but why do u have to give asiana408 $hit? no one else gave him $hit. [confused]

[skunkoncrunk]

Ok, I'm gonna use this picture over again cause it's more than appropriate at the turn this thread made.

http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/258/779/475569.jpg

This thread needs to get some things straight. It got on the right track with the eye candy though. [:p]

First of all guys, I think Grant was joking to begin with, if not, who gives a fuck. If he doesn't like B5's, then who cares, it's his opinion.

Grant, though, no offense, but we don't post pictures of what our parents bought. If you could afford that on you own, you still wouldn't be in school. Hey, but maybe your bored with the vast amount of wealth that you may have and just decide to go back to school for the fuck of it. [;)]

Get this thread back on track for fucks sake. It was a drunk post, it happens, laugh about it and move on.

http://blagotube.onehourparkingshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/internet_serious_mf_business.jpg

[washyourrhands]

Ok, I'm gonna use this picture over again cause it's more than appropriate at the turn this thread made.

http://kilo.naurunappula.com/nn/0/258/779/475569.jpg

This thread needs to get some things straight. It got on the right track with the eye candy though. [:p]

First of all guys, I think Grant was joking to begin with, if not, who gives a fuck. If he doesn't like B5's, then who cares, it's his opinion.

Grant, though, no offense, but we don't post pictures of what our parents bought. If you could afford that on you own, you still wouldn't be in school. Hey, but maybe your bored with the vast amount of wealth that you may have and just decide to go back to school for the fuck of it. [;)]

Get this thread back on track for fucks sake. It was a drunk post, it happens, laugh about it and move on.

http://blagotube.onehourparkingshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/internet_serious_mf_business.jpg

+1 rep

[Go_S4]

http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj415/myaudi4life/popcorn-1-1.gifhttp://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj415/myaudi4life/popcorn-1-1.gif
http://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj415/myaudi4life/popcorn-1-1.gifhttp://i554.photobucket.com/albums/jj415/myaudi4life/popcorn-1-1.gif

[washyourrhands]

^LOL

[skunkoncrunk]

[;)]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8640/willpu.jpg

Oh and thanks Mike.

[burner799]

Lol I was being sarcastic dude...that's why I was making fun of speedy for getting something tarded like a boost gauge installed there. You don't have to tell me twice about br.
LO MOTHING FUCKING L

no offense to Ken cus he didnt do shit to my car, but BR RACING is the WORST shop you could ever bring an audi or any car to. Period. No shop ive heard of or brought a car to has fucked a car up so much. Twice they forgot to torque down my lugs for my front wheels and I almost had a wheel fall off on the freeway. They didnt put washers on my flywheel bolts when installing my clutch and flywheel, then charged me to have them remove the other half of the bolts that sheared into my crankshaft. They didnt torque down my DRIVESHAFT so when i was backing out of my friends house one of the bolts fell out and blew up my driveshaft casing, after inspecting it, i found almost all of the bolts had backed themselves out and almost fallen out. When 034 took my engine out to install my k04s, they found multiple seals and bolts loose from BR's mistakes.


/thread

[skunkoncrunk]

Boris, next time don't throw gas on the fire. State your sarcasm from the start dude. It's the internet. [up]

Use "[;)]" or "[:p]" so everyone can tell. I know your sense of humor but others don't.

The last thing I want to see if a meet where it's divided in half because of people not liking eachother. [headbang]

Now, who wants a beer?

[washyourrhands]

Lol I was being sarcastic dude...that's why I was making fun of speedy for getting something tarded like a boost gauge installed there. You don't have to tell me twice about br.

yeah dude theyre fucking terrible


Mike:BEER IS GOOD...and stuff

[burner799]

way ahead of you guys on the beer stuff.....well everyone except john it seems like, but i'm not trying to get alcohol poisoning here. Dunders, we gotta chill before I move in June.



oh and......+rep for that will pu picture. fucking awesome. what a douchebag. He was at the hookah lounge once wearing a blue suit, black belt, and brown shoes LOL...then he got his vorsteiner hood pissed on

[Anthony]

Not sure how or why this thread turned out the way it did, but some of you guys need to chill the f out. Hug it out, bitches!