You Know You Drive A V8 S4 When....

[speedfreek04]

It should be interesting to see what my mpg comes out to over these first 1k miles as I'm breaking in the brand new engine and stg 4 clutch pkg. Whatever it is, I'm certain it'll be cut in half(or more) starting at mile 1,001.

[Coderedpl]

My average is like 17 according to fuelly, mix of highway and city, lawl

[MS203]

when you spot the brushed aluminum side mirrors of another S from a distance

[Levinoss08]

when you spot the brushed aluminum side mirrors of another S from a distance

First thing I ever look at when I see another Audi on the road.

[jumpinj]

1) When a car tries to keep up with you on the highway and then pulls up next to you at the off ramp and smiles to say, "you thought you were fast" and you smile thinking, " I didn't downshift!"

2) when the salesmen at an audi dealership says, "Nice A4 Avant!"

3) when you get excited as you pass another S4 avant, realizing that may not happen for the next 6 months to a year.

4) When your babysitter tells you she can hear you coming a mile away.

[Lukerobbins03]

2) when the salesmen at an audi dealership says, "Nice A4 Avant!"

3) when you get excited as you pass another S4 avant, realizing that may not happen for the next 6 months to a year.

This reminds me I still need to go to Criswell Audi to prove to the know it all salesman that S4 Avant 6 speeds are not impossible to find.

[Slow4]

when you see this MPG On your dash

Hahaha....for Audi's in general:
You know you own an Audi when the familiar glow of a CEL is lit and automatically think "what the f**k now?"

[altavant]

Hahaha....for Audi's in general:
You know you own an Audi when the familiar glow of a CEL is lit and automatically think "what the f**k now?"

You know you drive..... when you see a CEL and start praying it will go away tomorrow.

You know you drive..... when your commute is barely long enough to get the oil up to temp, so you can't even really 'drive'.

You know you drive... when you get an extra long freeway commute and you anxiously look at your average MPG to see if you break 15, but do not :(

You know you drive.... when it takes 3 tries to get the glove box closed..(general B6 I guess)

You know you drive.... when every time you wash and shine it, you step back and think "what a cool car!" , then you start it up, and think "what a cool car!" and then you drive away, and think "what a cool car!"

[crazyfasts4]

You know when you own a supercharged V8 S4 when…

Every time you come up to a tunnel or bridge you open the moon roof and floor it

it only takes 12 seconds to go from 65 mph to 150

you destroy a modified Cobra Terminator w/slicks at the strip and the guy runs up to you with a horrified/puzzled look.

Your car shoots flames

Traction is now an issue

You beat a bike to 100mph

You get Lambo (Y) oe tires because W and regular Y rated tires are unsafe

i remember my first beer...

[Axel-]

When you pull away from the dealership parking lot and one of the sales guys driving in does a double take.

[Lukerobbins03]

When at least one person a week asks where you had your seats done.

[vdubjetta02]

When at least one person a week asks where you had your seats done.

Strange, This just happened to me 2 hours ago at discount tire. They asked where I bought my seats from

I have the blue suede/black leather seats

[JRMSLINEA4]

Strange, This just happened to me 2 hours ago at discount tire. They asked where I bought my seats from

I have the blue suede/black leather seats

Alcantara is somewhat rare in these cars.. the Nogaro Alcantara being even more.

[Lukerobbins03]

Strange, This just happened to me 2 hours ago at discount tire. They asked where I bought my seats from

I have the blue suede/black leather seats

Happens to me all the time and I have the Nogaro alcantara and I'm sure people don't expect it in an Avant even more so.

[b6dolphins4]

When every ricer try's to race you because they see the s badges.

When you get asked how much you paid for the seats .

When you get asked if its a quattro.

[MS203]

while at a stoplight or while idling you notice the drink in your cupholder shaking and trembling. you proceed to put your head back in your headrest and realize that that is trembling a bit too, in sync with the noise coming from the engine.

[JoeD.]

while at a stoplight or while idling you notice the drink in your cupholder shaking and trembling. you proceed to put your head back in your headrest and realize that that is trembling a bit too, in sync with the noise coming from the engine.

You should write romance novels.


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[steve0827]

You should write romance novels.


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[Slow4]

...its normal to fill up twice in a week?

[MrD]

...its normal to fill up twice in a week?

More like every other day!

[Coderedpl]

More like every other day!

So I'm not the only one!!!

[S4 FAN]

when you get pulled over on the way home from buying the car not because you were speeding but because the trooper said " IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE SPEEDING"

[Chegoss]

You are getting gas and a random girl getting gas says "I love your car. I love Audis I always wanted one"

[Slow4]

So I'm not the only one!!!

Hahaha....Marty laughed when I told him tonight was going to be the third time this week that I've filled up. I then told him how I hate Sunoco and BP, Exxon seems to be the only one that gets the "best" mileage. Shell is next on my list. Which leads me to my new "you know you own a V8 S4 when...."

....you chose a particular gas station because it gives you xx more miles than your average .
....you keep scouring the pages of JHM to see if the cost of headers has gone down since you last check a week ago

[/ /SoCal4]

When a guy in a slightly modded GTI thinks your stock s4's awd helped you win on the highway ;)

[OnebadS4]

When you can see every civic drivers penis shrink when you rev your engine at them when they try to race you, love the look on honda drivers faces when they realize my wagon will smoke them lol

Then you roll up to a civic with a k20 swap its all motor and blows your doors off

[Coderedpl]

Hahaha....Marty laughed when I told him tonight was going to be the third time this week that I've filled up. I then told him how I hate Sunoco and BP, Exxon seems to be the only one that gets the "best" mileage. Shell is next on my list. Which leads me to my new "you know you own a V8 S4 when...."

....you chose a particular gas station because it gives you xx more miles than your average .
....you keep scouring the pages of JHM to see if the cost of headers has gone down since you last check a week ago

I've always used BP, maybe I should look into others.

[vdubjetta02]

I only fill up at Shell here..... I got in that habit with my FSI motor.... now I stick with it, with the S4

- When every fooking VW in your town wants to try to race..... so annoying

[richmeyer]

When you're sitting in your car talking on the phone and you have to start the car and turn the AC on because there was so much latent heat radiating from the 4.2.

Happened yesterday at the tire shop. I couldnt figure out why I was sweating.

[Axel-]

When you're sitting in your car talking on the phone and you have to start the car and turn the AC on because there was so much latent heat radiating from the 4.2.

Happened yesterday at the tire shop. I couldnt figure out why I was sweating.

AC on in Feb...sigh...

[M|R]

Then you roll up to a civic with a k20 swap its all motor and blows your doors off

And when he gets out of his car to brag he shuts his door and it sounds like someone dropped a tin can.

[Coderedpl]

And when he gets out of his car to brag he shuts his door and it sounds like someone dropped a tin can.

You mean when he's driving? =D

[richmeyer]

When you uncontrollably giggle about going around the outside of a GLI on a wet freeway interchange (two lanes, I'm not that much of a hooligan)

Quaaaaaatttttrrrroooooooooooo!!!!!!!

[JRMSLINEA4]

When you run into your old manager in a gas station and you tell him there is a V8 in the car and he looks at you like right?!
Then you rev it and the look on his face is well.. Priceless!!

[Lukerobbins03]

When it cost less to stay home and eat steak then it does to go the next town over and get dollar menu.

[SeKKeY]

when your buddy drives your car and you grab the oh shit bar because you dont realize how fast your car is

[MS203]

when your buddy drives your car and you grab the oh shit bar because you dont realize how fast your car is

haha, yes! I let my bestfriend drive my S the other weekend, i felt the exact same way. You also get a chance to appreciate the sound sitting in the passenger seat too, another oh shit moment.

[BITURBO Burg]

when your girlfriend makes you ride in her car because she gets a headache and whip lash when she rides in yours.

[Slow4]

when you worry about the day your CPO Warranty/Extended Warranty runs out?

[MS203]

"oh sh*t, you have recaros?!"