So Friday night a friend and I were driving home from dinner and I just happen to notice a new white mustang pulling out of one of my friends driveway. My friend, shes a 22 yr old bar promoter who hangs out downtown all weekend. So based upon her choice in guys and the white mustang I just assume the guy is a douche.
At the next light he is stopped behind a car and I am behind him. He kept blipping the throttle as if he wanted the car ahead of him to be warned or move. I have no idea. So just to eff with the guy I floor my stock as they come S4 right behind him. It might be stock but it still sounds great. He does the same and it sounds terrible. My friend and I laugh cause its just fun to mess around like that.
Well the light turns green and the mustang lets the car go ahead a little then floors it, burns out, almost hits his rear wheel base on the curb and then slams on the breaks to avoid rear ending the car ahead of him. My friend and I burst out laughing. What a douche.
I talked to my friend the next day and she seemed pretty embarrassed to be in that car. As he did this in a populated area in the city. Haha.
There's almost nothing I hate more than mustang drivers. Especially the ones who think they own "american muscle" with their base model, 200 hp edition.
I hate mustang drivers. They are always doing stupid shit like that. Must be there way of trying to make up for having a small dick.
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Well accordingly, based on your friends choice of guys you must also be a douche bag because you are her friend. You are the idiot which revved back at him and encouraged his actions. What did you really expect when befriending someone who has the title of "bar promoter"? That is like calling a garbage man a "Sanitation Engineer." It is obvious the girl is trash and has friends which are trash also (including you). Please befriend people that have real jobs and maybe you will not run into such problems again.
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Well accordingly, based on your friends choice of guys you must also be a douche bag because you are her friend. You are the idiot which revved back at him and encouraged his actions. What did you really expect when befriending someone who has the title of "bar promoter"? That is like calling a garbage man a "Sanitation Engineer." It is obvious the girl is trash and has friends which are trash also (including you). Please befriend people that have real jobs and maybe you will not run into such problems again.
Wow, someones a Grumpy Guss. I'll try not to judge you based upon everyone you are friends with. Encouraged his actions? I think merely showing him what a real car sounds like. How the hell was I supposed to know that he was going to burn out with a car ahead of him? Alright, maybe by the assumed level of douche baggery I should have figured as much.
I'm probably the furthest thing from trash, haha.
Hey now... I've been a (typical?) mustang driver for the last 13 years... and whether I'm in my ford, audi, or on my honda, I try to drive smart and respectful of others. You get douches driving every single make of car out there. And since everyone here is being so honest, the two above me sound very much like the "typical" Audi drivers - holier than though. Kinda funny really... maybe not all stereotypes are wrong?
Hey now... I've been a (typical?) mustang driver for the last 13 years... and whether I'm in my ford, audi, or on my honda, I try to drive smart and respectful of others. You get douches driving every single make of car out there. And since everyone here is being so honest, the two above me sound very much like the "typical" Audi drivers - holier than though. Kinda funny really... maybe not all stereotypes are wrong?
Amen to that, I've had 5 Mustangs myself. They have their own pros and cons just as Audis do. Douchebags come in all shapes in sizes. Just like cars! And they don't necessarily have to be matched.
Hey now... I've been a (typical?) mustang driver for the last 13 years... and whether I'm in my ford, audi, or on my honda, I try to drive smart and respectful of others. You get douches driving every single make of car out there. And since everyone here is being so honest, the two above me sound very much like the "typical" Audi drivers - holier than though. Kinda funny really... maybe not all stereotypes are wrong?
Hey now... I've been a (typical?) mustang driver for the last 13 years... and whether I'm in my ford, audi, or on my honda, I try to drive smart and respectful of others. You get douches driving every single make of car out there. And since everyone here is being so honest, the two above me sound very much like the "typical" Audi drivers - holier than though. Kinda funny really... maybe not all stereotypes are wrong?
Good comments. Well said.
The only car owners I don't care for at all are the Toyota Prius owners. I make sure to feed their stereotype of gas guzzlers when they are next to me by hammering it from the light and letting that V8 growl.
I'm just so sick of their, I'm saving the environment and you're dumb because I have a hybrid and you don't. That and those damn hippie, acid induced commercials are what pisses me off. I recycle, use CFLs, conserve power and have all high efficiency appliances (including furnace, water heater, windows, doors, etc.) in my house... but don't freaking judge me because I'm unwilling to compromise my love for cars.
Sorry for mini rant and slightly going off topic.
Soooo.... Mustang owners....
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The only car owners I don't care for at all are the Toyota Prius owners. I make sure to feed their stereotype of gas guzzlers when they are next to me by hammering it from the light and letting that V8 growl.
I'm just so sick of their, I'm saving the environment and you're dumb because I have a hybrid and you don't. That and those damn hippie, acid induced commercials are what pisses me off. I recycle, use CFLs, conserve power and have all high efficiency appliances (including furnace, water heater, windows, doors, etc.) in my house... but don't freaking judge me because I'm unwilling to compromise my love for cars.
Sorry for mini rant and slightly going off topic.
Soooo.... Mustang owners....
Haha, I totally agree. Did you know that the harvesting/processing of all the chemicals/metals to make the Prius's batteries does more damage to the enviroment than driving a Land Rover for a YEAR STRAIGHT? =)
Not to mention those Prius drivers think they are racecars on the highway...
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there are some lisence plate borders floating around that I've seen... they are aimed at the prius and other hybrid folks: Doing my part, To offset your Hybrid or Doing my part, to kill our Ozone... etc... pretty funny. Even more funny would be the look on their faces as it registered in their brains (a few minutes) after reading it. :)
Not to mention those Prius drivers think they are racecars on the highway... [/QUOTE]
Yeah, I mind my own business on the highway and get passed by prius' all the time in socal. It just cracks me up. They aren't saving any gas mileage by bombing around town doing 90 to 100... I probably get better gas mileage at 20mpg than they do being unsafe retards in those rollerskates.
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So Friday night a friend and I were driving home from dinner and I just happen to notice a new white mustang pulling out of one of my friends driveway. My friend, shes a 22 yr old bar promoter who hangs out downtown all weekend. So based upon her choice in guys and the white mustang I just assume the guy is a douche.
At the next light he is stopped behind a car and I am behind him. He kept blipping the throttle as if he wanted the car ahead of him to be warned or move. I have no idea. So just to eff with the guy I floor my stock as they come S4 right behind him. It might be stock but it still sounds great. He does the same and it sounds terrible. My friend and I laugh cause its just fun to mess around like that.
Well the light turns green and the mustang lets the car go ahead a little then floors it, burns out, almost hits his rear wheel base on the curb and then slams on the breaks to avoid rear ending the car ahead of him. My friend and I burst out laughing. What a douche.
I talked to my friend the next day and she seemed pretty embarrassed to be in that car. As he did this in a populated area in the city. Haha.
great story! It's funny, I rev the engine at people all the time. It's a great weapon. So unexpectedfrom this little silver car.
There's almost nothing I hate more than mustang drivers. Especially the ones who think they own "american muscle" with their base model, 200 hp edition.
Well accordingly, based on your friends choice of guys you must also be a douche bag because you are her friend. You are the idiot which revved back at him and encouraged his actions. What did you really expect when befriending someone who has the title of "bar promoter"? That is like calling a garbage man a "Sanitation Engineer." It is obvious the girl is trash and has friends which are trash also (including you). Please befriend people that have real jobs and maybe you will not run into such problems again.
Wow...I think I'd brush up on my grammar and writing before posting something as aggressive as that.
You sound like an NFL lineman reading a prepared statement to a judge.
FWIW - I've had more people driving P-Cars, AMG's and M cars trying to race me in unsafe environments than Mustang drivers...that being said a young fellow driving a 03'/04'(?) OEM supercharged Mustang tried to get me to race him yesterday. This idiot actually hit the car in front of him (a Chrysler 300) at a red light which we had been stopped at for more than 10 seconds already! I have to assume he was intending to rev, thought he was in neutral or not in gear (no idea what type of transmission he had) and oops...for only being roughly 4 to 5 feet behind the 300 he hit it pretty solidly.
He was constantly speeding up next to me and honking and flashing his hazards the whole way leading to the light. All while I'm in my car with my business partner talking on a conference call on our way to a meeting. When he bumped the 300 in front of him at the light my partner says (keep in mind we are on a conference call) "what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Did he spill something hot and mash the gas by accident?" LMAO, my biz partner is older and not a car guy so I found this extra funny since he had no idea this guy was trying to race us. Needless to say my client asked politely "do you gentleman need to call us back at a later time?"
Sorry for the thread jack, just thought I'd share a somewhat similar funny story.
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FWIW - I've had more people driving P-Cars, AMG's and M cars trying to race me in unsafe environments than Mustang drivers...that being said a young fellow driving a 03'/04'(?) OEM supercharged Mustang tried to get me to race him yesterday. This idiot actually hit the car in front of him (a Chrysler 300) at a red light which we had been stopped at for more than 10 seconds already! I have to assume he was intending to rev, thought he was in neutral or not in gear (no idea what type of transmission he had) and oops...for only being roughly 4 to 5 feet behind the 300 he hit it pretty solidly.
He was constantly speeding up next to me and honking and flashing his hazards the whole way leading to the light. All while I'm in my car with my business partner talking on a conference call on our way to a meeting. When he bumped the 300 in front of him at the light my partner says (keep in mind we are on a conference call) "what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Did he spill something hot and mash the gas by accident?" LMAO, my biz partner is older and not a car guy so I found this extra funny since he had no idea this guy was trying to race us. Needless to say my client asked politely "do you gentleman need to call us back at a later time?"
Sorry for the thread jack, just thought I'd share a somewhat similar funny story.
Actually, that IS pretty funny.
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No I did not. If a NFL player were reading a prepared statement, it would most likey be prepared by a lawyer. So a lawyer would not write something that does not make sense.
No I did not. If a NFL player were reading a prepared statement, it would most likey be prepared by a lawyer. So a lawyer would not write something that does not make sense.
yes...and it would sound like a moron trying to sound smart...and it would be butchered in the process.
No I did not. If a NFL player were reading a prepared statement, it would most likey be prepared by a lawyer. So a lawyer would not write something that does not make sense.
No I did not. If a NFL player were reading a prepared statement, it would most likey be prepared by a lawyer. So a lawyer would not write something that does not make sense.
Not that point. You're assuming that the player is illiterate.
I'm referring to the point he made about your grammar. If you're going to jump all over someone because you think they're trash, you had better get it right.
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A bar promoter is not a bartender, it is someone who goes to, or works in, a bar to promote events. I can tell you first hand that a bartender would find that comparison insulting. (Come to think of it, next time you're in a bar, go ahead and tell the guy behind it that he's trash.)
What was wrong with my grammar in that post? A bar promoter is basically what all the people on The Hills do. They have no education and just dress up as sluts trying to draw people in with their looks. I am pretty sure most NFL players have a high school degree which in order to receive requires a general background knowledge in reading, writing, and speaking the English language .........
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