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    Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

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    rofl rofl How does he not start pulling on a BOLT-ON GT right away with a stage 3 on C16? He wonders why he missed a shift and bent valves. You can clearly see the kid is like 17. WAYYYYYYYY too much car for someone this young. A cat might run out in front of him next, I predict the post in < 3 months. He misses 3-4 shift right as he starts pulling up twoards the end of the video by throwing it into 2nd. His excuse "Going from a 5 sp. to a 6sp. where the bottom 3 are very close is bad story waitin to happen when you go racin a car you haven't even had the car for a week." The gears are in the same place in a 5 speed and a 6 speed retard, don't tell anyone. You can clearly see he's a garbage driver by his downshift right before they start racing. Yes, it's 2:30am and i'm bored.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 bend valves...VIDEO

    i'll give you a 2:29 lol.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 bend valves...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by FrimmelNoJerz View Post
    i'll give you a 2:29 lol.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 bend valves...VIDEO

    Some idiot did this to my friends stage 3 on a test drive.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 bend valves...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by dpdaudi View Post
    Some idiot did this to my friends stage 3 on a test drive.
    Who's your friend? It was a black one, right?
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    It's not like at the top of 3rd that the car will easily shift in to second. He had to have really forced it in there.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    " Going from a 5 sp. to a 6sp. where the bottom 3 are very close is bad story waitin to happen when you go racin a car you haven't even had the car for a week. But yeah, say what you want, i'm over it. I'll be gettin a new longblock and i'll be back again."
    Dear god,where does this kid get money from? He's gonna rebuild the motor.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    He just picked up the car.

    http://audisrs.com/about6392.html

    Just posted the link in his thread. Well, at least I think it's the same guy. Pretty sad too considering I saw the FS vid of that car from the previous owner, and it was in great condition, really well maintained .
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    ^x2. this car was immaculate and very well maintained. i remember seeing it for sale for ~$18k.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 bend valves...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by jibberjive View Post
    Who's your friend? It was a black one, right?
    No. CobraKiller's silver 2000. Happened a couple years ago.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by Bimmerchop View Post
    He just picked up the car.

    http://audisrs.com/about6392.html

    Just posted the link in his thread. Well, at least I think it's the same guy. Pretty sad too considering I saw the FS vid of that car from the previous owner, and it was in great condition, really well maintained .
    lol he told me I didnt own an S4 on youtube, and that is without a doubt his car. same state, same setup, same join/post dates.

    I created a log in just to own him on there.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    wow lol
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Ugh... Remember the kid with daddy's Bimmer on the runway? I sense fail in this kid's future.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by Matador View Post
    Ugh... Remember the kid with daddy's Bimmer on the runway? I sense fail in this kid's future.
    link?
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by sdoherty_tjm View Post
    link?
    Well Google did have 3.08 MILLION search results....


    But I'll throw you a bone.
    http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/26/f...es-off-runway/

    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=580875

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by Matador View Post
    Well Google did have 3.08 MILLION search results....


    But I'll throw you a bone.
    http://www.autoblog.com/2008/01/26/f...es-off-runway/

    http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=580875
    sorry i was in mexico and never saw all that...


    but shit thats nuts. still not as bad as the kid that crashed the s4 while at the 155 limiter
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    That audi rsr3rs or watever it is, Is a bunch of fruit baskets. lol

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    it blows me away how some parents let there kids drive over powered car like that whne they don't have a clue how to. They have the Money teach teh kid write from wrong and get him on track so he dosen't kill outhers or just be a smart parent and don't give them a car they can't handel at that age.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by S4_NE View Post
    it blows me away how some parents let there kids drive over powered car like that whne they don't have a clue how to. They have the Money teach teh kid write from wrong and get him on track so he dosen't kill outhers or just be a smart parent and don't give them a car they can't handel at that age.
    my kid will get a well handling slow pos, and will be going to driving school.. He/she will not even have power steering.

    When he/she turns 18.. I will get him a more well balanced car for a graduation gift..After that.. he/she on his own..

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Thats not a kid. he's in his late late 20's
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    HAHA, the kid made the video private now!

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    lol get a load of this guys response's on the other forum's.

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Duct View Post
    lol he told me I didnt own an S4 on youtube, and that is without a doubt his car. same state, same setup, same join/post dates.

    I created a log in just to own him on there.
    Sadly you're the one that got owned pussy......

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    You all can hate on me, if that's what gets ur kiddies off then amen to ya all. There are no excuses, I ef'd up my new car cuz I can't drive it......you see how simple that was?! I ain't afraid to admit I made a mistake, no one is perfect. It's not like I accidentally shot someone shit!

    And you all really crack me up.....my daddies car haha. I wish my parents had the money to buy me a $300 car when I was 16 but no, I worked for my $500 beater. And Dr. needs duct tape on his mouth joined the srs forum talkin trash sayin I got on here mouthin off and this and that. You only listen to him because you all know him and that's cool because that's how it goes. Funny that this is the first I have said anything about it.

    He's got me scared now, he's gonna report me to my military superiors

    "Be smart and take it down before some prick like me with no time on his hands, reports it back to you superior's and you catch heat for street racing."

    "and just to let you know, I wasnt the one that spread it on the forums.. Other members did.. I simply saw it and lol'ed at your driving skills."

    Can't even take credit for your own shit talkin.....so sad, LMFAO......you need to get a life looser!

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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    lol, negative rep w/ 10 posts
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by hoosierchemist View Post
    lol, negative rep w/ 10 posts
    Yep that's what happens when you suck at racing. Maybe i'll blow up my A4 and start a new thread just for all you guys to get another kick!
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    I didn't post that link to start some "e-battle" and sort of regret it now. I hate bs drama. I suspected that the person in the vid and jaimeson were one in the same because I recognized the car from the previous owner... turns out I was right. In his defense though, shit happens and we've all had our bad runs here and there, no ones perfect. People learn from their mistakes.
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by jaimeson View Post
    Yep that's what happens when you suck at racing. Maybe i'll blow up my A4 and start a new thread just for all you guys to get another kick!
    Why did you take the video down of you blowing up your motor? I want to see it haha
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Quote Originally Posted by jaimeson View Post
    Yep that's what happens when you suck at racing. Maybe i'll blow up my A4 and start a new thread just for all you guys to get another kick!
    Buy my A4, it even shifts for you at 6500 RPM. PM me seriously, I know you got that dough
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    Re: Look at this stupid noobie with his 3 day old stg 3 fubar the motor...VIDEO

    Alright, screw this. Someone grab a cardboard box and a ghetto blaster and we'll solve this beef like MEN.

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