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Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
This is the reason my name is Cobra Killer... A few years ago, I raced this guy in his heavily modified, supercharged Cobra with juice. He barely won, and because of that race I decided to put 75hp NOS on my car. Next time I ran into him, he wanted to race again (thinking he'd win), so he went home and put his slicks on his car (in order to annihilate me, I guess).
This was back when my car had K04's. The race wasn't even close! I wiped the floor with him.
The next day, he got my phone number and called me swearing, screaming, and basically having a tantrum. He continued to harass me for about a year. Him & his cobra buddies would block their numbers so I wouldn't know it was them and then they'd do your basic prank calls on me. Guess they never matured past 13!
This is a video showing how the guy acts when he wants someone to race, or when he loses. I wish he'd gotten it a little worse, but a little pepper spray is better than none!
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/c...aced_53606.htm
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Re: Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
 Originally Posted by revhards4
no worky
fixed it...look again.
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Lol, I've never seen some one so worked up sober.
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Damn someones a sore looser.
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so wait, you're saying that Cobra was supercharged?
No Wai.
You mean like this?
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I love retarded people.  for the mace guy, that was hilarious.
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And that is why I won't watch the show pinks.....I swear, every ass on that show reminds of that nut job. God that was funny.
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looks like a case of small penis
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hahaha that's some funny ass sh*t!!!! thanks for the laugh man, good stuff
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Re: Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
 Originally Posted by audiwop
And that is why I won't watch the show pinks.....I swear, every ass on that show reminds of that nut job. God that was funny.
Damn, that's what it reminded me of... I thought i had seen him before..
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I would've grabbed the 2 iron in my trunk and gone to town on him
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Weren't there supposed to be some 5.0's in this video?
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wow...that dude needs to off himself asap.
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hahaha wow, i def would have just kept macing the shit out of him
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i wish he was around here.. that would last two seconds..
I would for surely of dropped that dude.. Rule number one... You never tell someone to hit you first..
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What a douche lol h He needs a good ass wooping and i mean goood, to bad the kid was scared to throw a punch. Like the guy ^^^ said i would beat the living shit out of him than just for fun i would empty that can of mace in his face.
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 Originally Posted by espo4442
hahaha wow, i def would have just kept macing the shit out of him
Haha, fuck that!! I would have cocked back and hit that punk right in the face!! Fuck mace, idc if all his buddies jumped in either, thats what my "friend" under my front seat is for...fuckin hillbilly punk...i hate bitches that act big when its someone smaller in front of them. I bet if he was in front of someone his own size he would have shut the fuck up and got back into his slow P.O.S, OR - get his ass handed to him faster than a stage 3 s4 hits 60mph!! (had to slide some s4 reference in my rant  )
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That was awesome, but who has mace in their pocket?
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The guy was a douche but pepper spray? thats pretty weak...
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Re: Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
 Originally Posted by Haenszel20v
so wait, you're saying that Cobra was supercharged?
No Wai.
You mean like this?

Yes it was just like this one with pullies,100 dry shot of juice thats what they told me, chip, gears, clutch, Exhaust and slicks. I tore his ass up with my street tires ko4's at 17 pounds of boost and 75 shot of juice.
Last edited by Cobrakiller08; 06-17-2009 at 09:36 PM.
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Do you have link to his local forum or his screen name on his cobra forum? I think we all could have a little fun with this.
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Man, if that guy pulled that attitude with me and threatened me like that he would be looking down the end of this. Only pulled it on someone once, and it was in the Tenderloin in San Francisco when a guy was following the wife and I and kept insisting how much he wanted to spread my wifes legs (his actions were suggesting he intended when he had an opportunity that he was going to try to rape her). Needless to say he was a bit surprised when a guy in a suit pulled an H&K on him.
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LOL he had that coming. What a whiny little bitch. i carry a screw driver for shit like this.
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Re: Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
 Originally Posted by laxman851
Do you have link to his local forum or his screen name on his cobra forum? I think we all could have a little fun with this.
The forum is called utahstangs.org I don't know his screen name. there are people on there that like him and some that don't. I mean this guy is the biggest douche bag I have ever met! I will do some digging and find out his screen name. His real name is Waldo... he was screwed at birth with that name.
There was a few times that my friend Derrik & I saw his buddies driving around town without him and whenever they saw me they all put their heads down and pretended not to see me. Do you think they were embarrassed to have lost, or embarrassed to be a part of Waldo's posse?
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His name on slcsr.com is COBRA_MAN_OF_UTAH or something like that. Just read a bunch of his posts, super douche.
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Just watched the video, what a d-bag... gives a bad name for Mustang owners.
So what's the deal with that video? Sounds like he was pissed because of an argument on the forums.
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wow he was so heated i thought it was a joke. hope he crashes
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Real classy guy...I would gave him a quick right-left and dropped his ugly ass with some parting words. Why cant I ever run into these type of car idiots? Also seems like hes a user of the powder with that kinda rage.
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Re: Cobra Jerk-Off Gets What's Coming to him! VID
 Originally Posted by Justin:NorCal
Man, if that guy pulled that attitude with me and threatened me like that he would be looking down the end of this. Only pulled it on someone once, and it was in the Tenderloin in San Francisco when a guy was following the wife and I and kept insisting how much he wanted to spread my wifes legs (his actions were suggesting he intended when he had an opportunity that he was going to try to rape her). Needless to say he was a bit surprised when a guy in a suit pulled an H&K on him.

Please tell more. Did he piss himself? That'd piss me off so much I'm afraid I may have had him bite the curb. Fuck human existence sometimes, man. Too many evil people in this world.
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 Originally Posted by MMMB00ST_A4
Haha, fuck that!! I would have cocked back and hit that punk right in the face!! Fuck mace, idc if all his buddies jumped in either, thats what my "friend" under my front seat is for...fuckin hillbilly punk...i hate bitches that act big when its someone smaller in front of them. I bet if he was in front of someone his own size he would have shut the fuck up and got back into his slow P.O.S, OR - get his ass handed to him faster than a stage 3 s4 hits 60mph!! (had to slide some s4 reference in my rant  ) 
Yeah I mean I would have opted to just beat the shit out of him, but for this guys case I would have prob just empty the whole bottle. Really tho who the hell has pepper spray on them in their pocket thats something a 17 year old chick has.
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Pepper spray is pretty damn effective if you're lazy. Maybe he just didn't feel like brawling? Apparently neither did the Mustang guy, or he would have pushed the pepper spray dude or something.
I thought the video was fake at first. Who acts like that because of a race?
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yeah clearly we're missing part of the story imo
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wow, that dude has some serious issues....... LOL at the mace.
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what a tool bag, if this happened out east back in the day he would have been left in a ditch with his car on fire, that guy i sgoing to get his one of them days
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Wait, that's the guy you raced? Haha that was funny. I'm at work no audio but that was funny just watching him dance around that parking lot. What a nut.
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