Lets have some fun with EBAY

[durfA4]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Audi-A4-1997-Audi-A4-1-8T-Turbo-Intercooler-S4-Quattro-CUSTOM_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6003QQihZ007QQit emZ170107842388QQrdZ1

Copy that link and lets find out how many things could be wrong with that AD

1. 400 lb intercooler

[Lazer Viking]

"I never had a chance to get it on Eurotuner magazine"

no shit, really ?

[durfA4]

I like the fuel line that runs right over the hot side of the turbo

[creechsa4]

haha funny on that fuel line location, but seriously dangerous. hope the new owner invests in a fire extinguisher.

[Daft]

This is my favorite part:


For those who intend to buy a car and modify or customize it, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY!!!!.

I know what the owner was trying to say but, it sure doesn't sound great that way...lol[:D]

[AudiRacerS4]

for all the audi's that have been on Ebay and then flamed for on the forum, this is by far the cleanest looking one and actually has good mods

[durfA4]

the mods are there but his ad is horrible, he is trying to get almost $8k for a car that has some questionable "upgrades" like S4 coils? are they the coil packs or coilovers. S4 Trans is it a six speed?

[blackaudia4tk]

SPEC Stage 3+ Clutch and Pressure plate Kit ( The best You Can ever Find!! )

haha

[type911]

I think English is his second language for obvious reasons.

[lud]

Major gap in the passenger headlight too

[chris164935]

"This car has already been fitted with Performance chip in the computer box for fast and efficient fuel flow."
Fast AND efficient fuel flow from just a chip? I don't believe it...

[speedydragon]

that girl is hurt!

[Militant-Grunt]

I like the fuel line that runs right over the hot side of the turbo

http://i3.ebayimg.com/07/i/000/9c/91/8486_1.JPG

Thats the first thing I noticed, thats a pretty bad bodge job.

[Rosati]

Its like one of those low quality commercials on TV and/or Adult video store ads w/ a 40 yr old ugly "model" trying to talk sexy to get you to come

[pipe7284]

hahahahahahahahahahaha, how about he invests on advertisement classes.

[GiacGRs4]

wow look at that coolant hose.. looks like my neightboors garden hose

[bmw4brkfast]

headlights? jdm spec? ......

[_audible_]

he should take that coolant hose off and beat that sasquatch thing leaning on his hood to death.

[maxspeed]

its been turbo dyno'd !

[ProOnThaSnow]

"This is one bad boy that smokes any other car on the street" - O Rly?!

"is mounted in the front of the car to get its fierce look" - ROAR!!!, Watch Out!

"Also fitted with Remus 4 to 1 muffler for extra Turbo roar" - Oh wait, why did I Roar, the car does it for me!

"and it is real loud hiss that can be heard for almost 1/4 miles" - Good, when its at the end of the track I was hoping I could still hear the BOV.

"big brembo brake rotor in the front axle" - Holy Shit, I'd like to see that!

"I never had a chance to get it on Eurotuner magazine." - You don't say?!

http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/9c/c8/9b6c_1.JPG - Bigfoot IS real!

[GiacGRs4]

muahauahuaha bigfoot ahhaha rofl

[TQMB5]

between a little bit of booze and way to tired, i actually laughed out loud while reading these comments


"This is one bad boy that smokes any other car on the street" - O Rly?!

"is mounted in the front of the car to get its fierce look" - ROAR!!!, Watch Out!

"Also fitted with Remus 4 to 1 muffler for extra Turbo roar" - Oh wait, why did I Roar, the car does it for me!

"and it is real loud hiss that can be heard for almost 1/4 miles" - Good, when its at the end of the track I was hoping I could still hear the BOV.

"big brembo brake rotor in the front axle" - Holy Shit, I'd like to see that!

"I never had a chance to get it on Eurotuner magazine." - You don't say?!

http://i10.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/9c/c8/9b6c_1.JPG - Bigfoot IS real!

[TQMB5]

and this one... you guys are killing me

he should take that coolant hose off and beat that sasquatch thing leaning on his hood to death.